I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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