just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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