My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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