OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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