btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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