It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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