we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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