Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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