do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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