i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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