two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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