Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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