Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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