If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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