What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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