do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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