He is such a slut. More and more my type.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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