There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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