WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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