I don't think brook has ever known best
i love accidental penises.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
