This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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