i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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