Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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