Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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