I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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