***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
