I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
This is my gift to your gina
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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