Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
