Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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