Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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