somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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