i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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