the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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