This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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