The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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