We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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