Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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