All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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