Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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