some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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