yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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