It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Pooping to opera.
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