Non-Jews are for practice
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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