I need help removing her.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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