And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
organizing the empties. That sober.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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