they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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