Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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