Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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