what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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