I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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