i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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