they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
