The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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