Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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