nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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